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Dear James Cameron,

You're a good filmmaker, and while I despised Titanic I still saw you as respectable.

But if you think you're going to touch "Battle Angel Alita" and make it a big screen feature, you've got another thing coming.

Like a nuclear waste enema and a meteorite "Kancho!" from our very own dirty doctor Faust.

Okay, maybe that's too harsh. We'll just use antifreeze instead.

Sincerely, Strange Days fan for life,

Domino-chan

PS - Simon Cowell > just about everyone else involved in reality TV