Orifice Politics

I had a slight kink in my plans, but at least I have internets.

So, what did I miss?

I think I need to grab more Godiva this weekend. The Bakery package might get a repeat purchase. Or a bar of their milk chocolate salted caramel.

Because dude, salted caramel.

Bad news: still no sign of my HS diploma. I know it's packed away in one of these millions of boxes.

Good news: I managed to reduce some clutter in the closet. Woo!

I've decided to give up my cigar box collection. I'm keeping a couple for storage purposes, but the rest I might just sell on craigslist. But if anyone's interested in them for craft purposes, let me know. I have... quite a few boxes.

Also, I located a recipe that I was supposed to give faetan ages ago. So for you, here's a recipe for easy Chocolate Mousse:

(Note: it's supposed to be a low-calorie version, buuut I threw that idea out the window and used full fat everything.)

3/4 c milk (it says use 1%, I say go for whole)
1 pkg whipped topping mix
2 envelopes fat-free hot cocoa mix (I used dark chocolate mix)
1/4 c unsweetened cocoa powder
Whipped topping and chocolate curls for garnish (optional, but go for it >:3)

At low speed, beat milk, topping mix, cocoa mix, and cocoa powder until combined. At med-high speed, beat until fluffy (aboot 4 minutes). Toss in the fridge for at least 20 minutes. Garnish with whipped topping and curls before serving.

Before I went to work today, I took out the trash. As I tossed the trash bag over the side of the dumpster, I saw something move out of the corner of my eye. I turned to look to my left, and on the ground, there was a small aquarium with some water in it.

There were also 3 live fish and two red ear slider turtles swimming around inside.

Shocked, I went back into my apartment and called Animal Control. Seriously, who leaves live animals like that next to the dumpster? Did they hope someone would take them in? What about driving them down to an animal shelter?

Just thinking about it pisses me off. No animal should be subjected to that.

I need a new shirt. Unfortunately, I can afford only one and there are several that I want to splurge on. That said, I'm turning to YOU, the f-list.

( The Choices are... )

So which is it to be, gang? Which shirt should the Nana buy?

I really have no idea how to describe today. I'll do my best with a handy timeline...

-I nearly got into a wreck on the way to my friend's house. A black car with Wisconsin plates swerved in front of me and almost hit a car in the lane next to mine.

-We had delicious Sin City Hefe on the Strip. Server was awesome.

-While we were waiting for a table at PF Chang's, Mario and Luigi walked by. One of them dug my Spy shirt.

-The service at Chang's was so bad I didn't leave a tip for the first time.

-Golden showers for tourists' children provided by Mayor Goodman and sponsored by Sapphire Gin.

-IT'S A BASEBALL!

-Coffee Bean ordered too many pastries, so they were all half off. And we got free samples. Barista dug my hair.

-Michael Jackson and Rick James impersonators.

-On the way back to the car, the server we didn't tip got in the elevator with us with her server friends. What are the odds of that?

And like I said before, WAT.

Vacation time can't get here soon enough. I really want to see all of you guys in Texas, and I cannot wait to do a little apartment hunting while I'm there.

I'm really hoping I can utilize my certification there once I move. I know tourism and hospitality aren't big industries over there, but I want to bring what makes (made?) Vegas a travel destination. That means lots of delicious desserts at reasonable prices. :3

Speaking of le Vegas, Todd and I did some photography work at City Center, a giant new resort/condo/shopping area. I'll be uploading the pics when I get home, but I can tell you right now, driving through the self-parking was like taking a trip back to the 80's. It was pretty surreal.

I got a call from Socks's vet today. She told me his urinalysis looked a lot better than the previous one, since he was a bit dehydrated last time. The bad news is they found some bacteria and white blood cells in the new sample. So off to culturing it goes. I'll find out the results at the end of the week.

All because the dork swallowed a string and some paper.

Other than that, it's been a pretty quiet vacation. And I have a clean room finally! :D

This ripe old Banana is 32 today.

There's been more going on, but I haven't had motivation to post, so in a nutshell:

-Went to a breast cancer fundraiser for a former bartender. I spent about $10 on raffle tickets and won a goody basket. Good times indeed.

-Had to take Socks to the vet this morning. Other than needing a good teeth cleaning, he had blood drawn to see if there's anything wrong with his system. I'll find out the results tomorrow. Looks like I'll be keeping my phone on me in the kitchen. They're gonna love that. :|

-Finally, we got a new Venom at versus_dressing, and it's not me! XD They do a good job too, so that makes me a happy camper.

Today is my lazy bum day of the week, since it's now technically my only day off. The cold I have worked through my system faster than any previous illness before, despite the mild fever I have. Don't worry. I'm keeping an eye on it to make sure it doesn't get worse. I blame the shifting weather, though it means FALL IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER. I KNOW IT STARTED ON THE 21ST BUT STILL! FALL IN VEGAS = AWESOME.

Now for ze meme from kitsoru:

01. If you've been tagged, you must write your answers in your own LJ and replace any question that you dislike with a new, original question.
02. Tag eight people. Don't refuse to do that. Don't tag who tagged you.

You guys can take it if you want. No pressure. :3 Besides, I don't want to get anyone sick. XD


Who sleeps in bed next to you?
My stuffed dinosaur. He turns 22 this year.

What's one of the strangest things that has ever happened to you?
Nothing really strange, just random. Like when I gave a high-5 to a guy at a bar while I was getting cash from the ATM.

What kind of magazines do you read?
Mainly art and music mags, like Juxtapoz or Death+Taxes. And the occasional National Geographic.

If you could see one band in concert right now, any band, dead or alive, which would it be?
Stevie Ray Vaughan and Oingo Boingo

What's really creepy?
Those multi-legged bugs that look like they have a second head on their tail.

What's one of your musical guilty pleasures?
I don't really have any. I'm pretty open about what I listen to. There is no shame listening to Robert Palmer.

What's your current fandom/obsession/addiction?
The same ones as usual, with more Psych and Burn Notice thrown in.

Where would you like to go right now if you had enough money?
Up north so I can go to Okoberfest.

What are you most excited for?
At the moment, nothing. Most of the stuff I'm excited for is long term.

What websites do you always visit when you go online?
el jay, Pinecone Attack, Neo-geo.com, Cracked.com, Kraptastica.org, and Tacky Living

What was the last thing you bought?
Gas, a caramel chiller from Sonic, a 6-pack of Shiner Bock

What do you do to relax?
Take a shower or bath

Does the weather affect your mood?
It would if we had any other weather outside of sunny and warm. It gets old and annoying.

What is your zodiac sign?
Libra

Do you want to learn another language?
I'd love to learn my native Spanish along with most other Romance languages

5 things (not people) you can't live without?

Compy, artbook, consoles, foods, booze

Do you have any siblings?
Mah big bro in NJ.

What's something you'd like to say to someone right now?
HI PEOPLE! :D

What's your earliest memory?
Watching Death Wish with my family. Or was it Death Trap? Yeah, I had a strange childhood.

What were you doing online before you started this meme?
Catching up on my House. I forgot the season 6 premiere was this week.