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dominochan) wrote2003-10-07 05:49 pm
dominochan) wrote2003-10-07 05:49 pm
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Dropkick STEFI: lmfao
Dropkick STEFI: im looking at wk dounjin scans
Dropkick STEFI: and thers one of Schuldig with a panda in his pants
The Dark Fencer: whoa... this I gotta see
Dropkick STEFI: Crawford: ...is that a panda in your pants?
The Dark Fencer: or is he just happy to see you?
*** Dropkick STEFI wants to directly connect.
*** Dropkick STEFI is now directly connected.
Dropkick STEFI:
The Dark Fencer: that panda doesn't seem too thrilled to be stuffed into his pants
Dropkick STEFI: lol yeah
Dropkick STEFI: Brad doesnt seem to thrilled about it being there
The Dark Fencer: :'D
The Dark Fencer: Brad: get that thing out... NOW.
Dropkick STEFI: Brad: How dare that inanimate object even THINK of touching you intimately!!! *whips his gun out of its holster*
Dropkick STEFI: Schu: O.O!!! Bradley, no!!! *tosses the panda to the floor and runs like hell*
The Dark Fencer: :'D
Dropkick STEFI: Brad: *shoots the panda into the floor* No one touches the German but me!!!
Dropkick STEFI: Brad: *laughs manaically for a few minutes*
Dropkick STEFI: Nagi: Whats going on down here? you assholes woke me up.
Dropkick STEFI: Brad: Nothing, my little lamb. Now go back to bed *points the gun meaningfully at him*
Dropkick STEFI: Nagi: Whatever, fucking psycho. *floats his ass back up to bed*
Dropkick STEFI: Brad: ........*shoots the panda one more time*
The Dark Fencer: THE PANDA!!!
The Dark Fencer: .......wait you called Nagi a lamb?
Dropkick STEFI: Panda: *sounds an awful lot like Snuggle the bear from the laundry commercials* You havent seen the last of me, mark my words Bradley Herbert Crawford...
Dropkick STEFI: Nagi: Baaaa-a-a-a-a... God, I need new parents.
Dropkick STEFI: Schu: Shut up and keep paitning my delicate fingernails.
The Dark Fencer: Herbert?? that's even more embarassing than Yashiro's middle name
Dropkick STEFI: lol
Dropkick STEFI: Brad: It's HUBERT! HUBERT!!! *shoots the panda two more times*
Dropkick STEFI: Panda: *does the Snuggle laugh* eheheheheheee....
The Dark Fencer: O.O;;;
The Dark Fencer: the panda is scaring me!
Dropkick STEFI: lol
The Dark Fencer: so why was the panda there?
Dropkick STEFI: i have no idea lol
The Dark Fencer: he was there to... scare brad! rarrrr
Dropkick STEFI: Schuldig: Plus i thought it was kawaii ;/ Bradley killed my panda-chaaaan!! *cries in a very womanly manner*
The Dark Fencer: ::can still hear the panda giggling::
Dropkick STEFI: lol
The Dark Fencer: Billy: That gives me an idear.... ::buys Vega a panda::
Dropkick STEFI: lol!
The Dark Fencer: and Nagi isn't a lamb... ::takes off the wool costume::
Dropkick STEFI: XD
And now our feature presentation....
The Dark Fencer: hey how is our Freud-bound patient doing? (AKA Axl)
Dropkick STEFI: lol
Dropkick STEFI: he's alright... slightly fixated on his mum, but fine
The Dark Fencer: Like father, like son... XD
Dropkick STEFI: lol
The Dark Fencer: ::gives Axl a pic of Anji::
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: Anji ^_^ *hugs it*
The Dark Fencer: interesting... he wants his Anji but... ::gives Axl a pic of his mum::
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: MUM!!! *grabs the picture and strokes Vega's face on it* No one is more beautiful or gorgeous, or sexy, or caring... *siiigh* I love you, mum. *little heartsies pop up*
The Dark Fencer: whoa....
The Dark Fencer: well at least he doesn't want to kill his dad... right?
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: As long as he doesnt touch me mum
The Dark Fencer: uhhhhh... well your dad is kinda... entitled to touch your mum... because they're together.... ::tries to drill it into Axl's head::
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: I don't care!!
The Dark Fencer: O.O;;
The Dark Fencer: Billy: ::walking in:: Hey son!
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: *all shadowy around his face* .....Hello, father.
The Dark Fencer: Billy: Wot the... get some light in here! ::turns on the lights::
Dropkick STEFI: lmao
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: *completely normal now* Hey dad! ^_^
The Dark Fencer: Billy: Your mum and I are goin' on a picnic. You and Anji wanna join us?
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: Sure! ^_^ *rings a little bell and Anji appears*
The Dark Fencer: Anji: ::comes running in like he does in the game:: Yes honey?
Dropkick STEFI: XD
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: We're going on a picnic with my parents.
The Dark Fencer: Anji: Yaaaaaay! ^o-o^
The Dark Fencer: Billy: ::gives Vega the panda:: There you go me love... ::huggles and kisses him in front of his son and Anji. Anji giggles like a little girl::
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: *snaps his spork in half*
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: ...oh my, how'd that happen
The Dark Fencer: Anji: ::blinkublinku:: Is something wrong, Axl-chan?
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: N-no ^_^; I think the plastic these things are made of is kinda cheap though. it snapped riiight in half!
The Dark Fencer: Billy: So wot did you do t'day, Vega? ::serves up some sandwiches::
Dropkick STEFI: Vega: Well, I woke up when the sun got into my eyes, then I took a long, hot shower. After that I had a luxurious breakfast sent up and i enjoyed that in my fluffy pink bathrobe. Then I sat around all day watching soap operas, and then you came home =D
The Dark Fencer: .. Vega is such a woman.
Dropkick STEFI: yeap lol
The Dark Fencer: Billy: and you know I like that pink bathrobe on you, luv... ::he nuzzles Vega on the cheek::
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: >=O
The Dark Fencer: Billy: ::he kisses Vega's cheek and turns to Axl:: you 'aven't touched your food, son... is everything all roight?
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: NO, ITS NOT ALRIGHT! I CAN'T EAT WITH YOU PAWING ALL OVER MY GODDAMN MUM!!! NOW KNOCK IT OFF BEFORE I HAVE TO KILL YOU FOR MOLESTING HIM!!!
The Dark Fencer: Billy: ......... wot?~
The Dark Fencer: Anji: Oh my...
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: ....I mean... kinda windy today, eh?
The Dark Fencer: Anji: ::nodding:: Indeed it is...
Dropkick STEFI: lol
The Dark Fencer: Billy: ::leering at his son suspiciously:: there something you want to tell me, Axl?
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: Yes there is!! *stands up* I LOVE MY MUM!!!
Dropkick STEFI: Old lady walking by: How sweet, sucha dear boy... *walks away with her little poodle*
Dropkick STEFI: Vega: Eeee *fans himself*
The Dark Fencer: Billy: Well it is common for a kid to love his mum... that's a given, son. ::shakes his head:: (stupid git....)
Dropkick STEFI: lol
The Dark Fencer: Anji: I think it's sweet that you announced you love your mom so much.... ::he smiles:: ^_^
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: .........*falls over from being so aggravated* X_x
The Dark Fencer: Anji: Axl-chan! ::fans him off with one of his huge fans::
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: @_@ uuuuuuuufwuududuuuu.......
The Dark Fencer: ::dresses up like a devil and sits on Axl's shoulder::
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: *barely aware of her* eeee...... need... new.. family...
The Dark Fencer: sorry.. you're stuck with Geese's bodyguard and a shadowloo assassin... and Anji.
Dropkick STEFI: lol
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: Bugger.
The Dark Fencer: ::points to Vega.. who's dressed in tight jeans and a cute top, clinging to Billy:: (I am being the devil's advocate here XD) go claim what's yours, Low...
Dropkick STEFI: lmfao
The Dark Fencer: Then after that Axl... go see a shrink.
Dropkick STEFI: lol our poor Axl
The Dark Fencer: ::taunts Axl and points to Vega, who is smitten with Billy at the moment::
The Dark Fencer: how is Axl doing? ::Vega kneels down by him, worried:::
The Dark Fencer: Vega: Axl..?
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: *still all twitchy-like* H-hi mum... *twitch*
The Dark Fencer: Vega: You're awake... I'm so glad... ::his shirt's nice and half-buttoned.. not unlike a male cleavage:: your father and I were worried.
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: *remembers Daddy Dearest and growls a bit* Well, I think I'm okay now, mum. ^_^;
The Dark Fencer: Vega: ::he gathers his son into a nice hug::
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: *lets his hands wander down to his dead mum's rear*
The Dark Fencer: OMG Vega's dead?? XD
Dropkick STEFI: oops
Dropkick STEFI: i meant daer
Dropkick STEFI: er
Dropkick STEFI: dear
Dropkick STEFI: fucking typos
The Dark Fencer: :'D
Dropkick STEFI: brb
The Dark Fencer: 'kay
Dropkick STEFI: back, stoopid dog was barking
The Dark Fencer: doggy! ::pets him::
Dropkick STEFI: moki-chan: wan wan!
The Dark Fencer: ^_____^
The Dark Fencer: Vega: Is.. that your hand, Axl? ::sweatdrops and looks at Axl's face::
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: ....Yes >:D *pounce!!!!!*
Dropkick STEFI: Anji: *girly gasp!!*
The Dark Fencer: Billy: WOTTHEBLOODYHELLGETOFFYOURMUM!!!
The Dark Fencer: Vega: O.O;;;;
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: No! I'm tired of seeing you molest me mum! Mum deserves someone decent, someone caring. Someone like ME!
The Dark Fencer: Billy: Whyyoulittlebloody...!! ::attacks Axl::
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: Eek! *hudes behind mum!*
Dropkick STEFI: er
Dropkick STEFI: hides
The Dark Fencer: Vega: AXL! ::he can feel his son molesting him from behind:: Stop that!
Dropkick STEFI: LOL
The Dark Fencer: Billy: Vega is -my- boyfriend...
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: Well, he's MY mum! *rubs against Vega scandalously*
Dropkick STEFI: Anji: Hoooooot... *takes a picture*
The Dark Fencer: Billy: you perv! ::gets angry at Anji::
Dropkick STEFI: lol
Dropkick STEFI: Anji: Sorry, this girl's gotta make a living somehow
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: But you're a boy!
The Dark Fencer: Vega: Help...
Dropkick STEFI: Anji: *pissed* I'm a woman at heart, you dickface!
The Dark Fencer: Billy: ::trying not to laugh at that::
Dropkick STEFI: lol
The Dark Fencer: Billy: ::tackles Axl:: you little Oedipus headcase...
Dropkick STEFI: imagining delicate, well-mannered Anji saying something like that just makes me giggle....
The Dark Fencer: I know he can be rough at times.. and that's just golden
Dropkick STEFI: lol
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: I dont want YOU dad, I want mum *falls to the ground*
The Dark Fencer: Billy: you won't steal your mum from me... ::foaming at the mouth::
Dropkick STEFI: XD
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: But I love mum and I'd treat him the way a lady deserves to be treated!!
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: Not like some... some kept boy!
The Dark Fencer: Vega: but I'm a man....
Dropkick STEFI: Anji: HAH! SO am I *giggles girlishly*
The Dark Fencer: Billy: you heard your mum... he's a bloke and not a lady or a kept boy!
The Dark Fencer: :'D but we don't believe you anji
Dropkick STEFI: lol
Dropkick STEFI: Anji: *frowns cutely* I seem to have trouble with credibility. Dunno why though. *shrugs*
The Dark Fencer: Billy: I challenge you to a duel, Axl!
Dropkick STEFI: axl: No! I wanna stay here and cuddle my mum *does exactly that... to vega's crooootch!!!*
The Dark Fencer: Vega: ::squeals like one of those girls from a hentai anime::
Dropkick STEFI: XD
The Dark Fencer: Billy: Leave your mum alone! ::whips out his staff::
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: I don't see him saying no, do you? *whips out Vega's... erm... "staff"*
The Dark Fencer: Billy: HEY!! you want to go -that- way, huh..? ::whips out his "Kane":: we'll see who can screw mum bettah! ::Billy's modesty flew out the window::
The Dark Fencer: Vega: WHAT?!
Dropkick STEFI: LOL!!!!
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: Ohh, it's ON, dad! *whips his out, too*
Dropkick STEFI: Anji: Oooh, lookit all the dicks! ^o-o^
Dropkick STEFI: ne, thats the second time he's said 'dick' today, Anji-kun is getting to be a dirty little bird
The Dark Fencer: yes.. we must spank him sometime
Dropkick STEFI: lol
The Dark Fencer: Billy: Stay out of this you Japanese weirdo! ::kneels down and strips Vega's pants:: (Don't worry luv... I'll win ya over...)
Dropkick STEFI: XD
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: Don't wear mum out, cuz its my turn next!!
Dropkick STEFI: Anji: *sniffles* My ex-potentia- ex-father-in-law just called me a weirdo! Only one thing can make me feel good about myself in this case... *whips out one of his fans and just... fans himself off with it* Ahhh... ^o-o^
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: ............ >_> Rooooight.
The Dark Fencer: Billy: >:D ::takes the distraction and takes Vega with it::
Dropkick STEFI: LOL
The Dark Fencer: Vega: ::reduced to acting like any said uke in yaoi animes::
Dropkick STEFI: so, like a girl with no boobs?
The Dark Fencer: basically.
Dropkick STEFI: poor vega lol
The Dark Fencer: ........ with a spanish accent.
Dropkick STEFI: XD
The Dark Fencer: Billy: :;after quite a while of slow, gentle, loving sex with his young boyfriend, he finishes up:: Top -that-.... Freud would so have a field day wif you, son... ::narrowing his eyes::
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: Fine!! *jumps on Vega and ravishes him roughly*
Dropkick STEFI: Anji: Hey, its like when we have sex!
The Dark Fencer: Billy:
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Dropkick STEFI: lmfao
Dropkick STEFI: im looking at wk dounjin scans
Dropkick STEFI: and thers one of Schuldig with a panda in his pants
The Dark Fencer: whoa... this I gotta see
Dropkick STEFI: Crawford: ...is that a panda in your pants?
The Dark Fencer: or is he just happy to see you?
*** Dropkick STEFI wants to directly connect.
*** Dropkick STEFI is now directly connected.
Dropkick STEFI:
The Dark Fencer: that panda doesn't seem too thrilled to be stuffed into his pants
Dropkick STEFI: lol yeah
Dropkick STEFI: Brad doesnt seem to thrilled about it being there
The Dark Fencer: :'D
The Dark Fencer: Brad: get that thing out... NOW.
Dropkick STEFI: Brad: How dare that inanimate object even THINK of touching you intimately!!! *whips his gun out of its holster*
Dropkick STEFI: Schu: O.O!!! Bradley, no!!! *tosses the panda to the floor and runs like hell*
The Dark Fencer: :'D
Dropkick STEFI: Brad: *shoots the panda into the floor* No one touches the German but me!!!
Dropkick STEFI: Brad: *laughs manaically for a few minutes*
Dropkick STEFI: Nagi: Whats going on down here? you assholes woke me up.
Dropkick STEFI: Brad: Nothing, my little lamb. Now go back to bed *points the gun meaningfully at him*
Dropkick STEFI: Nagi: Whatever, fucking psycho. *floats his ass back up to bed*
Dropkick STEFI: Brad: ........*shoots the panda one more time*
The Dark Fencer: THE PANDA!!!
The Dark Fencer: .......wait you called Nagi a lamb?
Dropkick STEFI: Panda: *sounds an awful lot like Snuggle the bear from the laundry commercials* You havent seen the last of me, mark my words Bradley Herbert Crawford...
Dropkick STEFI: Nagi: Baaaa-a-a-a-a... God, I need new parents.
Dropkick STEFI: Schu: Shut up and keep paitning my delicate fingernails.
The Dark Fencer: Herbert?? that's even more embarassing than Yashiro's middle name
Dropkick STEFI: lol
Dropkick STEFI: Brad: It's HUBERT! HUBERT!!! *shoots the panda two more times*
Dropkick STEFI: Panda: *does the Snuggle laugh* eheheheheheee....
The Dark Fencer: O.O;;;
The Dark Fencer: the panda is scaring me!
Dropkick STEFI: lol
The Dark Fencer: so why was the panda there?
Dropkick STEFI: i have no idea lol
The Dark Fencer: he was there to... scare brad! rarrrr
Dropkick STEFI: Schuldig: Plus i thought it was kawaii ;/ Bradley killed my panda-chaaaan!! *cries in a very womanly manner*
The Dark Fencer: ::can still hear the panda giggling::
Dropkick STEFI: lol
The Dark Fencer: Billy: That gives me an idear.... ::buys Vega a panda::
Dropkick STEFI: lol!
The Dark Fencer: and Nagi isn't a lamb... ::takes off the wool costume::
Dropkick STEFI: XD
And now our feature presentation....
The Dark Fencer: hey how is our Freud-bound patient doing? (AKA Axl)
Dropkick STEFI: lol
Dropkick STEFI: he's alright... slightly fixated on his mum, but fine
The Dark Fencer: Like father, like son... XD
Dropkick STEFI: lol
The Dark Fencer: ::gives Axl a pic of Anji::
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: Anji ^_^ *hugs it*
The Dark Fencer: interesting... he wants his Anji but... ::gives Axl a pic of his mum::
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: MUM!!! *grabs the picture and strokes Vega's face on it* No one is more beautiful or gorgeous, or sexy, or caring... *siiigh* I love you, mum. *little heartsies pop up*
The Dark Fencer: whoa....
The Dark Fencer: well at least he doesn't want to kill his dad... right?
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: As long as he doesnt touch me mum
The Dark Fencer: uhhhhh... well your dad is kinda... entitled to touch your mum... because they're together.... ::tries to drill it into Axl's head::
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: I don't care!!
The Dark Fencer: O.O;;
The Dark Fencer: Billy: ::walking in:: Hey son!
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: *all shadowy around his face* .....Hello, father.
The Dark Fencer: Billy: Wot the... get some light in here! ::turns on the lights::
Dropkick STEFI: lmao
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: *completely normal now* Hey dad! ^_^
The Dark Fencer: Billy: Your mum and I are goin' on a picnic. You and Anji wanna join us?
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: Sure! ^_^ *rings a little bell and Anji appears*
The Dark Fencer: Anji: ::comes running in like he does in the game:: Yes honey?
Dropkick STEFI: XD
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: We're going on a picnic with my parents.
The Dark Fencer: Anji: Yaaaaaay! ^o-o^
The Dark Fencer: Billy: ::gives Vega the panda:: There you go me love... ::huggles and kisses him in front of his son and Anji. Anji giggles like a little girl::
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: *snaps his spork in half*
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: ...oh my, how'd that happen
The Dark Fencer: Anji: ::blinkublinku:: Is something wrong, Axl-chan?
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: N-no ^_^; I think the plastic these things are made of is kinda cheap though. it snapped riiight in half!
The Dark Fencer: Billy: So wot did you do t'day, Vega? ::serves up some sandwiches::
Dropkick STEFI: Vega: Well, I woke up when the sun got into my eyes, then I took a long, hot shower. After that I had a luxurious breakfast sent up and i enjoyed that in my fluffy pink bathrobe. Then I sat around all day watching soap operas, and then you came home =D
The Dark Fencer: .. Vega is such a woman.
Dropkick STEFI: yeap lol
The Dark Fencer: Billy: and you know I like that pink bathrobe on you, luv... ::he nuzzles Vega on the cheek::
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: >=O
The Dark Fencer: Billy: ::he kisses Vega's cheek and turns to Axl:: you 'aven't touched your food, son... is everything all roight?
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: NO, ITS NOT ALRIGHT! I CAN'T EAT WITH YOU PAWING ALL OVER MY GODDAMN MUM!!! NOW KNOCK IT OFF BEFORE I HAVE TO KILL YOU FOR MOLESTING HIM!!!
The Dark Fencer: Billy: ......... wot?~
The Dark Fencer: Anji: Oh my...
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: ....I mean... kinda windy today, eh?
The Dark Fencer: Anji: ::nodding:: Indeed it is...
Dropkick STEFI: lol
The Dark Fencer: Billy: ::leering at his son suspiciously:: there something you want to tell me, Axl?
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: Yes there is!! *stands up* I LOVE MY MUM!!!
Dropkick STEFI: Old lady walking by: How sweet, sucha dear boy... *walks away with her little poodle*
Dropkick STEFI: Vega: Eeee *fans himself*
The Dark Fencer: Billy: Well it is common for a kid to love his mum... that's a given, son. ::shakes his head:: (stupid git....)
Dropkick STEFI: lol
The Dark Fencer: Anji: I think it's sweet that you announced you love your mom so much.... ::he smiles:: ^_^
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: .........*falls over from being so aggravated* X_x
The Dark Fencer: Anji: Axl-chan! ::fans him off with one of his huge fans::
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: @_@ uuuuuuuufwuududuuuu.......
The Dark Fencer: ::dresses up like a devil and sits on Axl's shoulder::
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: *barely aware of her* eeee...... need... new.. family...
The Dark Fencer: sorry.. you're stuck with Geese's bodyguard and a shadowloo assassin... and Anji.
Dropkick STEFI: lol
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: Bugger.
The Dark Fencer: ::points to Vega.. who's dressed in tight jeans and a cute top, clinging to Billy:: (I am being the devil's advocate here XD) go claim what's yours, Low...
Dropkick STEFI: lmfao
The Dark Fencer: Then after that Axl... go see a shrink.
Dropkick STEFI: lol our poor Axl
The Dark Fencer: ::taunts Axl and points to Vega, who is smitten with Billy at the moment::
The Dark Fencer: how is Axl doing? ::Vega kneels down by him, worried:::
The Dark Fencer: Vega: Axl..?
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: *still all twitchy-like* H-hi mum... *twitch*
The Dark Fencer: Vega: You're awake... I'm so glad... ::his shirt's nice and half-buttoned.. not unlike a male cleavage:: your father and I were worried.
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: *remembers Daddy Dearest and growls a bit* Well, I think I'm okay now, mum. ^_^;
The Dark Fencer: Vega: ::he gathers his son into a nice hug::
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: *lets his hands wander down to his dead mum's rear*
The Dark Fencer: OMG Vega's dead?? XD
Dropkick STEFI: oops
Dropkick STEFI: i meant daer
Dropkick STEFI: er
Dropkick STEFI: dear
Dropkick STEFI: fucking typos
The Dark Fencer: :'D
Dropkick STEFI: brb
The Dark Fencer: 'kay
Dropkick STEFI: back, stoopid dog was barking
The Dark Fencer: doggy! ::pets him::
Dropkick STEFI: moki-chan: wan wan!
The Dark Fencer: ^_____^
The Dark Fencer: Vega: Is.. that your hand, Axl? ::sweatdrops and looks at Axl's face::
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: ....Yes >:D *pounce!!!!!*
Dropkick STEFI: Anji: *girly gasp!!*
The Dark Fencer: Billy: WOTTHEBLOODYHELLGETOFFYOURMUM!!!
The Dark Fencer: Vega: O.O;;;;
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: No! I'm tired of seeing you molest me mum! Mum deserves someone decent, someone caring. Someone like ME!
The Dark Fencer: Billy: Whyyoulittlebloody...!! ::attacks Axl::
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: Eek! *hudes behind mum!*
Dropkick STEFI: er
Dropkick STEFI: hides
The Dark Fencer: Vega: AXL! ::he can feel his son molesting him from behind:: Stop that!
Dropkick STEFI: LOL
The Dark Fencer: Billy: Vega is -my- boyfriend...
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: Well, he's MY mum! *rubs against Vega scandalously*
Dropkick STEFI: Anji: Hoooooot... *takes a picture*
The Dark Fencer: Billy: you perv! ::gets angry at Anji::
Dropkick STEFI: lol
Dropkick STEFI: Anji: Sorry, this girl's gotta make a living somehow
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: But you're a boy!
The Dark Fencer: Vega: Help...
Dropkick STEFI: Anji: *pissed* I'm a woman at heart, you dickface!
The Dark Fencer: Billy: ::trying not to laugh at that::
Dropkick STEFI: lol
The Dark Fencer: Billy: ::tackles Axl:: you little Oedipus headcase...
Dropkick STEFI: imagining delicate, well-mannered Anji saying something like that just makes me giggle....
The Dark Fencer: I know he can be rough at times.. and that's just golden
Dropkick STEFI: lol
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: I dont want YOU dad, I want mum *falls to the ground*
The Dark Fencer: Billy: you won't steal your mum from me... ::foaming at the mouth::
Dropkick STEFI: XD
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: But I love mum and I'd treat him the way a lady deserves to be treated!!
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: Not like some... some kept boy!
The Dark Fencer: Vega: but I'm a man....
Dropkick STEFI: Anji: HAH! SO am I *giggles girlishly*
The Dark Fencer: Billy: you heard your mum... he's a bloke and not a lady or a kept boy!
The Dark Fencer: :'D but we don't believe you anji
Dropkick STEFI: lol
Dropkick STEFI: Anji: *frowns cutely* I seem to have trouble with credibility. Dunno why though. *shrugs*
The Dark Fencer: Billy: I challenge you to a duel, Axl!
Dropkick STEFI: axl: No! I wanna stay here and cuddle my mum *does exactly that... to vega's crooootch!!!*
The Dark Fencer: Vega: ::squeals like one of those girls from a hentai anime::
Dropkick STEFI: XD
The Dark Fencer: Billy: Leave your mum alone! ::whips out his staff::
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: I don't see him saying no, do you? *whips out Vega's... erm... "staff"*
The Dark Fencer: Billy: HEY!! you want to go -that- way, huh..? ::whips out his "Kane":: we'll see who can screw mum bettah! ::Billy's modesty flew out the window::
The Dark Fencer: Vega: WHAT?!
Dropkick STEFI: LOL!!!!
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: Ohh, it's ON, dad! *whips his out, too*
Dropkick STEFI: Anji: Oooh, lookit all the dicks! ^o-o^
Dropkick STEFI: ne, thats the second time he's said 'dick' today, Anji-kun is getting to be a dirty little bird
The Dark Fencer: yes.. we must spank him sometime
Dropkick STEFI: lol
The Dark Fencer: Billy: Stay out of this you Japanese weirdo! ::kneels down and strips Vega's pants:: (Don't worry luv... I'll win ya over...)
Dropkick STEFI: XD
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: Don't wear mum out, cuz its my turn next!!
Dropkick STEFI: Anji: *sniffles* My ex-potentia- ex-father-in-law just called me a weirdo! Only one thing can make me feel good about myself in this case... *whips out one of his fans and just... fans himself off with it* Ahhh... ^o-o^
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: ............ >_> Rooooight.
The Dark Fencer: Billy: >:D ::takes the distraction and takes Vega with it::
Dropkick STEFI: LOL
The Dark Fencer: Vega: ::reduced to acting like any said uke in yaoi animes::
Dropkick STEFI: so, like a girl with no boobs?
The Dark Fencer: basically.
Dropkick STEFI: poor vega lol
The Dark Fencer: ........ with a spanish accent.
Dropkick STEFI: XD
The Dark Fencer: Billy: :;after quite a while of slow, gentle, loving sex with his young boyfriend, he finishes up:: Top -that-.... Freud would so have a field day wif you, son... ::narrowing his eyes::
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: Fine!! *jumps on Vega and ravishes him roughly*
Dropkick STEFI: Anji: Hey, its like when we have sex!
The Dark Fencer: Billy: <_< dropkick="Dropkick" stefi:="STEFI:" lol="lol" the="The" dark="Dark" fencer:="Fencer:" vega:="Vega:" ::his="::his" brain's="brain's" fried="fried" on="on" sex,="sex," and="and" now="now" even="even" moreso="moreso" since="since" his="his" son's="son's" screwing="screwing" him::="him::" dropkick="Dropkick" stefi:="STEFI:" lol,="lol," poor="poor" thing="thing" dropkick="Dropkick" stefi:="STEFI:" anji:="Anji:" hey,="Hey," he="he" should="should" be="be" glad="glad" that="that" i="I" dont="dont" want="want" a="a" turn="turn" dropkick="Dropkick" stefi:="STEFI:" anji:="Anji:" after="After" all,="all," i="I" am="am" a="a" big,="big," bad,="bad," seme="seme" dropkick="Dropkick" stefi:="STEFI:" audience:="Audience:" *laughs="*laughs" hysterically*="hysterically*" dropkick="Dropkick" stefi:="STEFI:" anji:="Anji:" whaaaat!?="Whaaaat!?" i="I" sooooo="sooooo" am!!="am!!" the="The" dark="Dark" fencer:="Fencer:" ::laughing="::laughing" also::="also::" you="you" couldn't="couldn't" top="top" bridget.="Bridget." dropkick="Dropkick" stefi:="STEFI:" lol="lol" dropkick="Dropkick" stefi:="STEFI:" anji:="Anji:" what!="What!" yes="Yes" i="I" could!="could!" he's="He's" so="so" young="young" and="and" girly.="girly." why,="Why," i="I" bet="bet" his="his" testicles="testicles" havent="havent" even="even" dropped="dropped" yet!="yet!" not="Not" an="an" ounce="ounce" of="of" testosterone="testosterone" in="in" that="that" waifish...="waifish..." delightful="delightful" little="little" body="body" of="of" his="his" the="The" dark="Dark" fencer:="Fencer:" ........="........" you="you" ever="ever" hear="hear" of="of" the="The" domc?="DOMC?" dropkick="Dropkick" stefi:="STEFI:" anji:="Anji:" *drooling="*drooling" with="with" his="his" thoughts*="thoughts*" i="I" could="could" so="so" top="top" him="him" dropkick="Dropkick" stefi:="STEFI:" anji:="Anji:" .....and=".....and" no?="no?" the="The" dark="Dark" fencer:="Fencer:" ::patpat::="::patpat::" we="we" should="should" talk...="talk...">:D
The Dark Fencer: Vega: ::bouncing in Axl's lap: S.. son....!!
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: Take THAT, dad!!! *savage sems Axl Low strikes again!!!*
The Dark Fencer: Vega: ::he comes and lands in Billy's arms:: *_*
Dropkick STEFI: XD
Dropkick STEFI: like some weird acrobatic show
The Dark Fencer: Billy: Vega.... ::he cuddles him tight::
The Dark Fencer: Billy: Of course... only the XXX version
Dropkick STEFI: lol
The Dark Fencer: Vega: Billy... he's.. too rough.... ::he curls up::
The Dark Fencer: Billy: meaning.. I WIN.
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: D'oh
The Dark Fencer: hey look at it this way, Axl... you screwed your mom.
Dropkick STEFI: lmao
The Dark Fencer: Billy: so no more touching your mum like that!
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: Yeah, I do have that going for me! *poses like the boyslut that he is*
The Dark Fencer: Billy: ::whaps his son on the ass with his staff;:
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: Oww! Fine, dad... jeez
The Dark Fencer: Billy: No fondling your mum... unless I'm present.
The Dark Fencer: Vega: -_-
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: fine, fine
The Dark Fencer: Billy: and don't be so rough wif him. I am watching, ya know. >:-
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: OKAY... sheesh. >_>
The Dark Fencer: Billy: ::putting Vega's pants back on:: oi... you really gotta work on your technique.. Vega's a mess!
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: I'm just a kid, what do you want!
The Dark Fencer: Billy: You're not much older than Vega and he's got some moves on 'im you 'aven't seen yet... ;)
The Dark Fencer: Vega: Billy!
Dropkick STEFI: lol
The Dark Fencer: Billy: ::really close to Axl:: (and his tongue is really smashing...)
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: Oooo...
The Dark Fencer: sometime later....
The Dark Fencer: Cammy: Hey Axl! ::waves:: how's the family?
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: ............we're fine >_> *wonders if she knows what happened*
The Dark Fencer: Cammy: That's good. ^_^ nevah seen a family so close before.
The Dark Fencer: I think she doesn't know, but it sounds like she does XD
Dropkick STEFI: Anji: *helpfully* Well, in the southern united states, you can find such close families!
The Dark Fencer: :'D
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: *clamps a hand over his boyfriends mouth and shoves him into the house* Heheheh... don't mind Anji, he's one of those weirdo Japanese
The Dark Fencer: Cammy: all roight. I'll see you in class, Axl! ::skips off::
The Dark Fencer: Billy: get in the house, son! your mum's askin' for you!
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: .....whew
Dropkick STEFI: Anji: *bursts out of the house* Axl!!! Hidoiiiii na!!! I can't believe you treated me that way! You're so mean to me! *continues to rant as Axl runs into the house*
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: *pant pant* Yes, mum?
The Dark Fencer: Vega: ::half naked in Billy's lap:: did you do your homework?
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: No....t yet. *_*
The Dark Fencer: Billy: you bettah get on it, son or mum won't be in the mood...
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: Yessir!! *races to his room and finishes his homework*
Dropkick STEFI: Anji: *Still outside cmplaining*
The Dark Fencer: ::walks up to Anji, using a hick accent:: Well they're one happy family I tell you whut.
Dropkick STEFI: lol</lj-cut>
Dropkick STEFI: lmfao
Dropkick STEFI: im looking at wk dounjin scans
Dropkick STEFI: and thers one of Schuldig with a panda in his pants
The Dark Fencer: whoa... this I gotta see
Dropkick STEFI: Crawford: ...is that a panda in your pants?
The Dark Fencer: or is he just happy to see you?
*** Dropkick STEFI wants to directly connect.
*** Dropkick STEFI is now directly connected.
Dropkick STEFI:
The Dark Fencer: that panda doesn't seem too thrilled to be stuffed into his pants
Dropkick STEFI: lol yeah
Dropkick STEFI: Brad doesnt seem to thrilled about it being there
The Dark Fencer: :'D
The Dark Fencer: Brad: get that thing out... NOW.
Dropkick STEFI: Brad: How dare that inanimate object even THINK of touching you intimately!!! *whips his gun out of its holster*
Dropkick STEFI: Schu: O.O!!! Bradley, no!!! *tosses the panda to the floor and runs like hell*
The Dark Fencer: :'D
Dropkick STEFI: Brad: *shoots the panda into the floor* No one touches the German but me!!!
Dropkick STEFI: Brad: *laughs manaically for a few minutes*
Dropkick STEFI: Nagi: Whats going on down here? you assholes woke me up.
Dropkick STEFI: Brad: Nothing, my little lamb. Now go back to bed *points the gun meaningfully at him*
Dropkick STEFI: Nagi: Whatever, fucking psycho. *floats his ass back up to bed*
Dropkick STEFI: Brad: ........*shoots the panda one more time*
The Dark Fencer: THE PANDA!!!
The Dark Fencer: .......wait you called Nagi a lamb?
Dropkick STEFI: Panda: *sounds an awful lot like Snuggle the bear from the laundry commercials* You havent seen the last of me, mark my words Bradley Herbert Crawford...
Dropkick STEFI: Nagi: Baaaa-a-a-a-a... God, I need new parents.
Dropkick STEFI: Schu: Shut up and keep paitning my delicate fingernails.
The Dark Fencer: Herbert?? that's even more embarassing than Yashiro's middle name
Dropkick STEFI: lol
Dropkick STEFI: Brad: It's HUBERT! HUBERT!!! *shoots the panda two more times*
Dropkick STEFI: Panda: *does the Snuggle laugh* eheheheheheee....
The Dark Fencer: O.O;;;
The Dark Fencer: the panda is scaring me!
Dropkick STEFI: lol
The Dark Fencer: so why was the panda there?
Dropkick STEFI: i have no idea lol
The Dark Fencer: he was there to... scare brad! rarrrr
Dropkick STEFI: Schuldig: Plus i thought it was kawaii ;/ Bradley killed my panda-chaaaan!! *cries in a very womanly manner*
The Dark Fencer: ::can still hear the panda giggling::
Dropkick STEFI: lol
The Dark Fencer: Billy: That gives me an idear.... ::buys Vega a panda::
Dropkick STEFI: lol!
The Dark Fencer: and Nagi isn't a lamb... ::takes off the wool costume::
Dropkick STEFI: XD
And now our feature presentation....
The Dark Fencer: hey how is our Freud-bound patient doing? (AKA Axl)
Dropkick STEFI: lol
Dropkick STEFI: he's alright... slightly fixated on his mum, but fine
The Dark Fencer: Like father, like son... XD
Dropkick STEFI: lol
The Dark Fencer: ::gives Axl a pic of Anji::
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: Anji ^_^ *hugs it*
The Dark Fencer: interesting... he wants his Anji but... ::gives Axl a pic of his mum::
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: MUM!!! *grabs the picture and strokes Vega's face on it* No one is more beautiful or gorgeous, or sexy, or caring... *siiigh* I love you, mum. *little heartsies pop up*
The Dark Fencer: whoa....
The Dark Fencer: well at least he doesn't want to kill his dad... right?
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: As long as he doesnt touch me mum
The Dark Fencer: uhhhhh... well your dad is kinda... entitled to touch your mum... because they're together.... ::tries to drill it into Axl's head::
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: I don't care!!
The Dark Fencer: O.O;;
The Dark Fencer: Billy: ::walking in:: Hey son!
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: *all shadowy around his face* .....Hello, father.
The Dark Fencer: Billy: Wot the... get some light in here! ::turns on the lights::
Dropkick STEFI: lmao
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: *completely normal now* Hey dad! ^_^
The Dark Fencer: Billy: Your mum and I are goin' on a picnic. You and Anji wanna join us?
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: Sure! ^_^ *rings a little bell and Anji appears*
The Dark Fencer: Anji: ::comes running in like he does in the game:: Yes honey?
Dropkick STEFI: XD
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: We're going on a picnic with my parents.
The Dark Fencer: Anji: Yaaaaaay! ^o-o^
The Dark Fencer: Billy: ::gives Vega the panda:: There you go me love... ::huggles and kisses him in front of his son and Anji. Anji giggles like a little girl::
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: *snaps his spork in half*
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: ...oh my, how'd that happen
The Dark Fencer: Anji: ::blinkublinku:: Is something wrong, Axl-chan?
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: N-no ^_^; I think the plastic these things are made of is kinda cheap though. it snapped riiight in half!
The Dark Fencer: Billy: So wot did you do t'day, Vega? ::serves up some sandwiches::
Dropkick STEFI: Vega: Well, I woke up when the sun got into my eyes, then I took a long, hot shower. After that I had a luxurious breakfast sent up and i enjoyed that in my fluffy pink bathrobe. Then I sat around all day watching soap operas, and then you came home =D
The Dark Fencer: .. Vega is such a woman.
Dropkick STEFI: yeap lol
The Dark Fencer: Billy: and you know I like that pink bathrobe on you, luv... ::he nuzzles Vega on the cheek::
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: >=O
The Dark Fencer: Billy: ::he kisses Vega's cheek and turns to Axl:: you 'aven't touched your food, son... is everything all roight?
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: NO, ITS NOT ALRIGHT! I CAN'T EAT WITH YOU PAWING ALL OVER MY GODDAMN MUM!!! NOW KNOCK IT OFF BEFORE I HAVE TO KILL YOU FOR MOLESTING HIM!!!
The Dark Fencer: Billy: ......... wot?~
The Dark Fencer: Anji: Oh my...
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: ....I mean... kinda windy today, eh?
The Dark Fencer: Anji: ::nodding:: Indeed it is...
Dropkick STEFI: lol
The Dark Fencer: Billy: ::leering at his son suspiciously:: there something you want to tell me, Axl?
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: Yes there is!! *stands up* I LOVE MY MUM!!!
Dropkick STEFI: Old lady walking by: How sweet, sucha dear boy... *walks away with her little poodle*
Dropkick STEFI: Vega: Eeee *fans himself*
The Dark Fencer: Billy: Well it is common for a kid to love his mum... that's a given, son. ::shakes his head:: (stupid git....)
Dropkick STEFI: lol
The Dark Fencer: Anji: I think it's sweet that you announced you love your mom so much.... ::he smiles:: ^_^
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: .........*falls over from being so aggravated* X_x
The Dark Fencer: Anji: Axl-chan! ::fans him off with one of his huge fans::
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: @_@ uuuuuuuufwuududuuuu.......
The Dark Fencer: ::dresses up like a devil and sits on Axl's shoulder::
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: *barely aware of her* eeee...... need... new.. family...
The Dark Fencer: sorry.. you're stuck with Geese's bodyguard and a shadowloo assassin... and Anji.
Dropkick STEFI: lol
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: Bugger.
The Dark Fencer: ::points to Vega.. who's dressed in tight jeans and a cute top, clinging to Billy:: (I am being the devil's advocate here XD) go claim what's yours, Low...
Dropkick STEFI: lmfao
The Dark Fencer: Then after that Axl... go see a shrink.
Dropkick STEFI: lol our poor Axl
The Dark Fencer: ::taunts Axl and points to Vega, who is smitten with Billy at the moment::
The Dark Fencer: how is Axl doing? ::Vega kneels down by him, worried:::
The Dark Fencer: Vega: Axl..?
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: *still all twitchy-like* H-hi mum... *twitch*
The Dark Fencer: Vega: You're awake... I'm so glad... ::his shirt's nice and half-buttoned.. not unlike a male cleavage:: your father and I were worried.
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: *remembers Daddy Dearest and growls a bit* Well, I think I'm okay now, mum. ^_^;
The Dark Fencer: Vega: ::he gathers his son into a nice hug::
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: *lets his hands wander down to his dead mum's rear*
The Dark Fencer: OMG Vega's dead?? XD
Dropkick STEFI: oops
Dropkick STEFI: i meant daer
Dropkick STEFI: er
Dropkick STEFI: dear
Dropkick STEFI: fucking typos
The Dark Fencer: :'D
Dropkick STEFI: brb
The Dark Fencer: 'kay
Dropkick STEFI: back, stoopid dog was barking
The Dark Fencer: doggy! ::pets him::
Dropkick STEFI: moki-chan: wan wan!
The Dark Fencer: ^_____^
The Dark Fencer: Vega: Is.. that your hand, Axl? ::sweatdrops and looks at Axl's face::
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: ....Yes >:D *pounce!!!!!*
Dropkick STEFI: Anji: *girly gasp!!*
The Dark Fencer: Billy: WOTTHEBLOODYHELLGETOFFYOURMUM!!!
The Dark Fencer: Vega: O.O;;;;
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: No! I'm tired of seeing you molest me mum! Mum deserves someone decent, someone caring. Someone like ME!
The Dark Fencer: Billy: Whyyoulittlebloody...!! ::attacks Axl::
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: Eek! *hudes behind mum!*
Dropkick STEFI: er
Dropkick STEFI: hides
The Dark Fencer: Vega: AXL! ::he can feel his son molesting him from behind:: Stop that!
Dropkick STEFI: LOL
The Dark Fencer: Billy: Vega is -my- boyfriend...
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: Well, he's MY mum! *rubs against Vega scandalously*
Dropkick STEFI: Anji: Hoooooot... *takes a picture*
The Dark Fencer: Billy: you perv! ::gets angry at Anji::
Dropkick STEFI: lol
Dropkick STEFI: Anji: Sorry, this girl's gotta make a living somehow
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: But you're a boy!
The Dark Fencer: Vega: Help...
Dropkick STEFI: Anji: *pissed* I'm a woman at heart, you dickface!
The Dark Fencer: Billy: ::trying not to laugh at that::
Dropkick STEFI: lol
The Dark Fencer: Billy: ::tackles Axl:: you little Oedipus headcase...
Dropkick STEFI: imagining delicate, well-mannered Anji saying something like that just makes me giggle....
The Dark Fencer: I know he can be rough at times.. and that's just golden
Dropkick STEFI: lol
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: I dont want YOU dad, I want mum *falls to the ground*
The Dark Fencer: Billy: you won't steal your mum from me... ::foaming at the mouth::
Dropkick STEFI: XD
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: But I love mum and I'd treat him the way a lady deserves to be treated!!
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: Not like some... some kept boy!
The Dark Fencer: Vega: but I'm a man....
Dropkick STEFI: Anji: HAH! SO am I *giggles girlishly*
The Dark Fencer: Billy: you heard your mum... he's a bloke and not a lady or a kept boy!
The Dark Fencer: :'D but we don't believe you anji
Dropkick STEFI: lol
Dropkick STEFI: Anji: *frowns cutely* I seem to have trouble with credibility. Dunno why though. *shrugs*
The Dark Fencer: Billy: I challenge you to a duel, Axl!
Dropkick STEFI: axl: No! I wanna stay here and cuddle my mum *does exactly that... to vega's crooootch!!!*
The Dark Fencer: Vega: ::squeals like one of those girls from a hentai anime::
Dropkick STEFI: XD
The Dark Fencer: Billy: Leave your mum alone! ::whips out his staff::
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: I don't see him saying no, do you? *whips out Vega's... erm... "staff"*
The Dark Fencer: Billy: HEY!! you want to go -that- way, huh..? ::whips out his "Kane":: we'll see who can screw mum bettah! ::Billy's modesty flew out the window::
The Dark Fencer: Vega: WHAT?!
Dropkick STEFI: LOL!!!!
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: Ohh, it's ON, dad! *whips his out, too*
Dropkick STEFI: Anji: Oooh, lookit all the dicks! ^o-o^
Dropkick STEFI: ne, thats the second time he's said 'dick' today, Anji-kun is getting to be a dirty little bird
The Dark Fencer: yes.. we must spank him sometime
Dropkick STEFI: lol
The Dark Fencer: Billy: Stay out of this you Japanese weirdo! ::kneels down and strips Vega's pants:: (Don't worry luv... I'll win ya over...)
Dropkick STEFI: XD
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: Don't wear mum out, cuz its my turn next!!
Dropkick STEFI: Anji: *sniffles* My ex-potentia- ex-father-in-law just called me a weirdo! Only one thing can make me feel good about myself in this case... *whips out one of his fans and just... fans himself off with it* Ahhh... ^o-o^
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: ............ >_> Rooooight.
The Dark Fencer: Billy: >:D ::takes the distraction and takes Vega with it::
Dropkick STEFI: LOL
The Dark Fencer: Vega: ::reduced to acting like any said uke in yaoi animes::
Dropkick STEFI: so, like a girl with no boobs?
The Dark Fencer: basically.
Dropkick STEFI: poor vega lol
The Dark Fencer: ........ with a spanish accent.
Dropkick STEFI: XD
The Dark Fencer: Billy: :;after quite a while of slow, gentle, loving sex with his young boyfriend, he finishes up:: Top -that-.... Freud would so have a field day wif you, son... ::narrowing his eyes::
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: Fine!! *jumps on Vega and ravishes him roughly*
Dropkick STEFI: Anji: Hey, its like when we have sex!
The Dark Fencer: Billy: <_< dropkick="Dropkick" stefi:="STEFI:" lol="lol" the="The" dark="Dark" fencer:="Fencer:" vega:="Vega:" ::his="::his" brain's="brain's" fried="fried" on="on" sex,="sex," and="and" now="now" even="even" moreso="moreso" since="since" his="his" son's="son's" screwing="screwing" him::="him::" dropkick="Dropkick" stefi:="STEFI:" lol,="lol," poor="poor" thing="thing" dropkick="Dropkick" stefi:="STEFI:" anji:="Anji:" hey,="Hey," he="he" should="should" be="be" glad="glad" that="that" i="I" dont="dont" want="want" a="a" turn="turn" dropkick="Dropkick" stefi:="STEFI:" anji:="Anji:" after="After" all,="all," i="I" am="am" a="a" big,="big," bad,="bad," seme="seme" dropkick="Dropkick" stefi:="STEFI:" audience:="Audience:" *laughs="*laughs" hysterically*="hysterically*" dropkick="Dropkick" stefi:="STEFI:" anji:="Anji:" whaaaat!?="Whaaaat!?" i="I" sooooo="sooooo" am!!="am!!" the="The" dark="Dark" fencer:="Fencer:" ::laughing="::laughing" also::="also::" you="you" couldn't="couldn't" top="top" bridget.="Bridget." dropkick="Dropkick" stefi:="STEFI:" lol="lol" dropkick="Dropkick" stefi:="STEFI:" anji:="Anji:" what!="What!" yes="Yes" i="I" could!="could!" he's="He's" so="so" young="young" and="and" girly.="girly." why,="Why," i="I" bet="bet" his="his" testicles="testicles" havent="havent" even="even" dropped="dropped" yet!="yet!" not="Not" an="an" ounce="ounce" of="of" testosterone="testosterone" in="in" that="that" waifish...="waifish..." delightful="delightful" little="little" body="body" of="of" his="his" the="The" dark="Dark" fencer:="Fencer:" ........="........" you="you" ever="ever" hear="hear" of="of" the="The" domc?="DOMC?" dropkick="Dropkick" stefi:="STEFI:" anji:="Anji:" *drooling="*drooling" with="with" his="his" thoughts*="thoughts*" i="I" could="could" so="so" top="top" him="him" dropkick="Dropkick" stefi:="STEFI:" anji:="Anji:" .....and=".....and" no?="no?" the="The" dark="Dark" fencer:="Fencer:" ::patpat::="::patpat::" we="we" should="should" talk...="talk...">:D
The Dark Fencer: Vega: ::bouncing in Axl's lap: S.. son....!!
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: Take THAT, dad!!! *savage sems Axl Low strikes again!!!*
The Dark Fencer: Vega: ::he comes and lands in Billy's arms:: *_*
Dropkick STEFI: XD
Dropkick STEFI: like some weird acrobatic show
The Dark Fencer: Billy: Vega.... ::he cuddles him tight::
The Dark Fencer: Billy: Of course... only the XXX version
Dropkick STEFI: lol
The Dark Fencer: Vega: Billy... he's.. too rough.... ::he curls up::
The Dark Fencer: Billy: meaning.. I WIN.
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: D'oh
The Dark Fencer: hey look at it this way, Axl... you screwed your mom.
Dropkick STEFI: lmao
The Dark Fencer: Billy: so no more touching your mum like that!
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: Yeah, I do have that going for me! *poses like the boyslut that he is*
The Dark Fencer: Billy: ::whaps his son on the ass with his staff;:
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: Oww! Fine, dad... jeez
The Dark Fencer: Billy: No fondling your mum... unless I'm present.
The Dark Fencer: Vega: -_-
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: fine, fine
The Dark Fencer: Billy: and don't be so rough wif him. I am watching, ya know. >:-
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: OKAY... sheesh. >_>
The Dark Fencer: Billy: ::putting Vega's pants back on:: oi... you really gotta work on your technique.. Vega's a mess!
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: I'm just a kid, what do you want!
The Dark Fencer: Billy: You're not much older than Vega and he's got some moves on 'im you 'aven't seen yet... ;)
The Dark Fencer: Vega: Billy!
Dropkick STEFI: lol
The Dark Fencer: Billy: ::really close to Axl:: (and his tongue is really smashing...)
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: Oooo...
The Dark Fencer: sometime later....
The Dark Fencer: Cammy: Hey Axl! ::waves:: how's the family?
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: ............we're fine >_> *wonders if she knows what happened*
The Dark Fencer: Cammy: That's good. ^_^ nevah seen a family so close before.
The Dark Fencer: I think she doesn't know, but it sounds like she does XD
Dropkick STEFI: Anji: *helpfully* Well, in the southern united states, you can find such close families!
The Dark Fencer: :'D
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: *clamps a hand over his boyfriends mouth and shoves him into the house* Heheheh... don't mind Anji, he's one of those weirdo Japanese
The Dark Fencer: Cammy: all roight. I'll see you in class, Axl! ::skips off::
The Dark Fencer: Billy: get in the house, son! your mum's askin' for you!
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: .....whew
Dropkick STEFI: Anji: *bursts out of the house* Axl!!! Hidoiiiii na!!! I can't believe you treated me that way! You're so mean to me! *continues to rant as Axl runs into the house*
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: *pant pant* Yes, mum?
The Dark Fencer: Vega: ::half naked in Billy's lap:: did you do your homework?
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: No....t yet. *_*
The Dark Fencer: Billy: you bettah get on it, son or mum won't be in the mood...
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: Yessir!! *races to his room and finishes his homework*
Dropkick STEFI: Anji: *Still outside cmplaining*
The Dark Fencer: ::walks up to Anji, using a hick accent:: Well they're one happy family I tell you whut.
Dropkick STEFI: lol</lj-cut>
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