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The Dark Fencer: Behind the Games: Billy Kane
Dropkick STEFI: lol
The Dark Fencer: He was just a boy growing up on the streets of London when Fatal Fury champion Billy Kane got his start. He and his sister Lily came to Southtown to better their lives.
The Dark Fencer: Lily: ::in an interview with Joe next to her:: Billy's always a hard worker. He did everything for me in the beginning.
Dropkick STEFI: *cut to Terry sitting in a chair with a very fake looking Hawaiian background*
Dropkick STEFI: Terry: The guy's an ass.
The Dark Fencer: :'D
The Dark Fencer: after getting a very unsatisfying job at a steel mill ::cuts to a very homoerotic pic of Billy working:: Billy Kane loosened a steel pipe and began to bash things with it.
Dropkick STEFI: LOL!
Dropkick STEFI: at the steel mill, they worked hard, and they played even harder
Dropkick STEFI: *shows a pic of the steel mill converted to a gay roller disco as Macho Man plays in the background*
Dropkick STEFI: *shows another shot of Billy in a pair of rollerskates and hot pants, landing flat on his ass*
Dropkick STEFI: He wasn't the best of skaters
The Dark Fencer: Billy: Well I was just tired of workin' for nothin! I mean the after-hours roller disco was fun and all, but not worth the bruises on my arse!
Dropkick STEFI: lol
The Dark Fencer: that fateful day though would change young Billy's life forever. When we return, Billy Kane meets up with Southtown's most notorious resident.
Dropkick STEFI: DUCK KI- ... err, I mean... GEESE HOWARD
The Dark Fencer: ::inserts commercial here;:
Dropkick STEFI: lol
The Dark Fencer: Billy Kane was working hard one day when he decided to swing around a steel pipe. Geese Howard, owner of the steel mill, happened to be paying a visit that day and saw the whole incident.
The Dark Fencer: Geese: I remembered Billy from a few nights before. He had on the Union Jack hotpants.
Dropkick STEFI: XD
The Dark Fencer: Geese: That's when I took him aside and offered him a job as my personal bodyguard. He had guts and creativity... plus he had a nice ass.
Dropkick STEFI: *cut to Billy blushing*
The Dark Fencer: Billy: He told me to brush up on my rod techniques.... I thought he meant to jerk off, but he 'ad to explain the whole thing with the actual bo staff. He coulda made it clearer you know.
Dropkick STEFI: LOL!!
The Dark Fencer: by the tender age of nineteen Billy was already on his way to become the champion of the King of Fighters tournaments. He was a walking threat with a stick.
Dropkick STEFI: *cut to Iori*

Iori: And what a stick!
The Dark Fencer: His status as champion didn't last that long though. When we return, the Hungry Wolf meets the British guard.
Dropkick STEFI: *cuts to Terry eating with rice all over his face*

Terry: Huh? Me? *blikubliku*

*commerical*
The Dark Fencer: Terry Bogard, son of the late Jeff Bogard, came to take his revenge on the man who killed his father: Geese Howard. Billy did his best, but in the end, lost to the Hungry Wolf Bogard.
The Dark Fencer: Billy: It was a sad day really... I mean I couldn'tve been in top form... after all Geese and I did have hot sex the night before.. guess that messed up my fighting spirit.
Dropkick STEFI: Geese: WHAT? He was practically begging me for it.
The Dark Fencer: Billy: Geese probably said I begged him for it... I kinda did.. I admit that, but come on.... for 6 hours?
Dropkick STEFI: Geese: ... I was a test subject for Viagra at the time, I believe. I think it lasted 5 hours... *looks off camera* Oh. 6. 6 hours. *smiles at the camera* Beat THAT, Bob Dole.
The Dark Fencer: For that mess-up Billy got a pay cut, but thankfully he retained his job as top bodyguard for Howard Enterprises. By the age of 28, he had appeard in many tournaments and even fought some of the legendary warriors of the Street Fighter association. When we return, Billy meets his soulmate.
Dropkick STEFI: *shows a picture of Vega in an apron attempting to cook, but burning something
The Dark Fencer: While on tour with the King of Fighters, Billy broadened his opponents by fighting several Street Fighter warriors. That's when he met Vega La Salda, General Bison's infamous teenage assassin.
Dropkick STEFI: *"Mucha Muchacha" comes on*
Dropkick STEFI: Vega: HEY!!!
Dropkick STEFI: *it promptly shuts off*
The Dark Fencer: Billy: I was captivated by Vega when I met him. ::sparkles in eyes:: he was all masked and stuff... then I was shocked to learn Vega was only eighteen.
The Dark Fencer: Billy ended up asking Vega out one night after the battles. Theirs was a whirlwind relationship... and soon the two moved in together after Vega left Shadowloo.
Dropkick STEFI: *romantic music*
Dropkick STEFI: Joe: So when DOES he graduate kindergarten?
The Dark Fencer: :'D
The Dark Fencer: Billy: Oh, I got alot of *BEEP* for dating Vega. Especially from Joe Highashi. I didn't hear the end of any of his age jokes. I bet he's telling one now. ::laughs::
Dropkick STEFI: lol!!!
Dropkick STEFI: Joe: ...
The Dark Fencer: It was strange for two men to be dating in the fighting tournaments, but most fighters either didn't notice or care.
The Dark Fencer: Adon: Vega's of dating age?
Dropkick STEFI: Joe: *laughing obnoxiously*
The Dark Fencer: Billy: Wot is it about muay thai fighters and *BEEP*-ing age jokes?
Dropkick STEFI: Joe: *STILL laughing over the Kindergarten joke*
The Dark Fencer: When we return, Billy gets the shock of his life. ::Cuts to Vega is knitting a Union Jack baby's sweater::
Dropkick STEFI: LOL!!
The Dark Fencer: (I am so posting this)
The Dark Fencer: Billy Kane was at the zenith of his life.. he had a lovely boyfriend, a great fighting career, and still had strong ties to his work and his sister... but that was almost shattered with Vega's unusual news.
Dropkick STEFI: *cut to a re-enactment*
Dropkick STEFI: Ky: *dressed up like Vega* S-Billy, I am pregnant.
Dropkick STEFI: Sol: *falls over*
The Dark Fencer: :'D
The Dark Fencer: Billy: It took me a week to actually fathom what Vega had told me that day. I was like, "But Vega, luv.. you're a MAN."
Dropkick STEFI: Nine months later...
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: I was born!
The Dark Fencer: Alejandro La Salda-Kane was born on Billy's 29th birthday.. on December 25th. He got the name Axl Low from when he banged his head to Guns 'n Roses "Paradise City" at the age of five.
Dropkick STEFI: Axl: *doing the metal sign* RAWKNRAAWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLL!!!!!
The Dark Fencer: Due to unknown circumstances, Axl vanished one day and then returned the next day as a full-grown man with a boyfriend of his own.
Dropkick STEFI: Anji: Hiii *waves*
The Dark Fencer: Billy: Seein' me son a man was almost as shocking as Vega givin' birth... and he brought this weird Japanese guy with no shirt on wif him.
Dropkick STEFI: Vega: He was hot. I knew my boy would have good taste.
The Dark Fencer: Axl was already on his way to becoming a great fighter like his parents. Billy and Vega now live in the suburbs of Southtown with their grown son and his live-in boyfriend. Billy remains a bodyguard while Vega's retired and became a homemaker.
Dropkick STEFI: roll credits
Dropkick STEFI: lol
The Dark Fencer: then here we put the outtakes and stuff... like Billy kicking Joe's ass.
Dropkick STEFI: yeah lol
Dropkick STEFI: the hawaiian background falling down on terry
The Dark Fencer: :'D