Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li

[dominochan]

Words do not even BEGIN to describe how bad this movie is. Let's take a look, shall we?

-EVERYONE phoned in his or her performances.

-Retarded Kitten!Charlie. They ALMOST went through the whole movie calling him Nash, too. Probably the best part of the whole flick.

-Chun Li is a concert pianist.

-M. Bison is Irish, had a child with an Asian woman. Baby is named ROSE.

-Vega gets defeated in 20 seconds.

-Everyone in Thailand can speak English.

-Gen's in his 40s.

-Spinning Bird Kick caused Todd to walk out of the theater.

The only thing I think they got right is Bison killing Chun Li's father. Even that was done badly. Now you guys know why I had so much to drink before I saw this piece of shit. :|